sonjabarbaric:

John Wesley, The Liar

unclefather:

i’m scared of little kids because i was driving down my road and these kids were standing in the road and i asked them to move and the one kid looked at me and said “no. hit us” and i could tell he had nothing left to lose

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cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

aystef:

lmaooo
"The difference is. I fucking poured my heart out and gave you everything I had. You just said sorry."
Beca. (via thebeachthing)
artificialcreativity:

Luxury Flush
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